Wager a few dollars on Hawk Tuah/Haliey Welch

July 28, 2024

If you’ve been living under a rock and don’t know who Haliey Welch aka the “Hawk Tuah” girl is,

here’s a quick recap.

Stemming from a man-on-the-street interview, Haliey Welch is asked “What’s one move in bed

that makes a man go crazy every time?” Her response changed her life.

“You gotta give ’em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang,” and history was made, well, at least

meme history. You can’t go anywhere on social media without seeing the video or a meme of it.

Heck, I recently saw someone selling a Hawk Tuah ‘24 hat on social media. It’s essentially the

PG-13 version of the “Damn Daniel” viral video from 2016 that took over the internet but on

steroids.

How long will this ride last? Who knows but Welch isn’t wasting any time as she’s joined the

management company Penthouse, which also reps Bruce Springsteen. That being said, maybe

the most important thing is that you dear reader can bet on certain aspects of her life.

Let's take a look!

Next Boyfriend

While we may not know if she is currently in a relationship, there are plenty of fish in the sea

and Ms. Welch’s pool of fish just got a whole lot bigger. From athletes to celebrities to

politicians, the list of potential wager opportunities has some heavy hitters on it.

To Happen by July 4th 2025

Right off the bat, I find it really interesting seeing “To set up an OnlyFans account” at -500

considering she did publicly say, “I don't have an OnlyFans and there will never be an

OnlyFans."

Seeing her on a talk show is definitely a possibility but it wouldn’t necessarily be a network talk

show and especially a daytime talk show like the Kelly Clarkson Show, given the nature of her

interview that made her famous. She has done interviews with multiple podcasts and other

outlets such as the Rolling Stones already. The one that catches my eye is “To be given a

reality TV show” at +200. That is something that is a real possibility and one that will most likely

happen or be in the works by summer’s end.

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